Health care provider BUPA has bumped into a healthier version of itself on the street that manages a fully staffed nursing home that treats its patients with dignity. “At first I thought ‘you’re not me, where are the maggots?’, but… Read More ›
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Pensioners To Be Tested For Bushells Tea
The government is to introduce mandatory Bushells Tea testing for old age pensioners in an attempt to reduce wear and tear on the public toilet system and to encourage them to spend less time showing off photographs of their grandchildren…. Read More ›
Bolt Apologises To The Liberals After Learning That Gladys Liu Is Not In Fact A Labor Politician
Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›
Gladys Liu Denies Being Tank Driver At Tienanmen Square
Liberal Party MP Gladys Liu says she “cannot recall” whether or not she was the driver of the tank that was poised to roll over the top of a lone protester in the famous photograph of the Tienanmen Square massacre…. Read More ›
ScoMo Promises That Cashless Welfare Card Will Be Accepted At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has sought to reassure welfare recipients that the new cashless welfare card will be accepted at Engadine Maccas. “As a compassionate conservative I do practice tough love but not so tough as to deprive someone the relief… Read More ›
Berejiklian To Fight ScoMo Over Cashless Welfare Cards Not Being Able To Be Used In Casinos
The NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has come out strongly against Prime Minister ScoMo’s plans to issue welfare recipients with cashless welfare cards. With the Premier livid that the cards will exclude people on welfare from being able to… Read More ›
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