Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has sent out a press release to congratulate their candidates on going one day without doing something completely stupid. “This is a great achievement for this party,” said a Party Insider. “I mean at the… Read More ›
The Liberal party has sent a memo out to all of their candidates calling on them to halt the homophobia, racism and misogyny until after the election. “A couple of our guys and I say guys as you know we… Read More ›
Clive Palmer and Pauline Hanson have come together to demand that Bill Shorten and Scott Morrison include them in all future leaders mass debates. “I’m Clive Palmer I lead a party and I spend more money on advertising than most… Read More ›
The world has finally solved the issue of climate change that was threatening its existence after the outrage switch was accidentally flicked from putting the boot into an ad warning of its dangers into putting the boot into the actual… Read More ›
Executives from the bottled water companies Perrier and Evian have bowed down to former Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce for finding an even better way to make money out of water than themselves. “Oh Barnaby Oh Great… Read More ›
The Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has taken advantage of Easter falling at the same time as ANZAC day to use 3 days of annual leave to take a 10 day trip to the Philippines. “George saw pretty early… Read More ›
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