Channel 10 has announced that the new season of Dancing With The Stars will feature former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s book as one of the contestants on the show. “We did approach Barnaby to be a participant on the… Read More ›
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Shorten Refuses Dutton’s Request For A Parliamentary Au Pair
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has declined to offer Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton a parliamentary au pair so that the Minister would be able to miss this week’s sitting of parliament. “Usually it is a formality that the Opposition… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Lowers Pension Age For Prime Ministers
After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›
PM Morrison Pledges To End ‘Dutton To Human Conversion Therapy’
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has promised the Australian people an end to the controversial ‘Dutton to Human conversion therapy’ that was recently unsuccessfully trialed in Australia over the last month. “We thought we had the techniques and methods to turn… Read More ›
Au Pair Smugglers Take Note Of Australia’s Soft Stance
International au pair smuggling rings have taken note of Border Force’s lax attitude with thousands of boatloads of illegal before and after school helpers poised to flood into the country from the north. “Australia is considered a soft touch by… Read More ›
Nation Stunned As New PM Goes A Week Without Being Challenged
The Citizens of Australia have awoken this morning to the stunning news that their Prime Minister #ScoMo has gone a whole week in power without being challenged by another contender. “Is everything OK down there in Canberra?” Asked a concerned… Read More ›
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