Following revelations of LNP candidate Trevor Ruthenberg’s war medal confusion, members of the Coalition have begun to cast aspersions over their colleague Tony Abbott’s war medals that he claims he won in the ‘culture wars.’ “No one believes for a… Read More ›
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United Nations Declares Mark Latham’s Robocalls Cruel And Inhumane Punishment
The United Nation has today declared that Mark Latham’s robocall to all voters in the seat of Longman on behalf of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party is cruel and inhumane punishment. “We condemn Australia for subjecting it’s citizens to this… Read More ›
David Leyonhjelm Revealed As Latest Chris Lilley Character
Comedian Chris Lilley has broken character to reveal that Liberal Democrats Senator David Leyonhjelm is in fact played by the comedian himself dressing up in bald face. “It started as a joke I thought you know I’d run for Senate… Read More ›
Shorten Sends Abbott A Thank You Bouquet Of Onions For Taking The Heat Off Of Him
Opposition leader (for now) Bill Shorten has sent former Prime Minister Tony Abbott a thank you bouquet of onions after the former Prime Minister took off some of the heat on Shorten by attacking the current Prime Minister over the… Read More ›
Sky News Apologises To Its Viewer Over Leyonhjelm’s Remarks
Sky News has issued an apology to its viewer over disparaging remarks made by Senator Leyonhjelm on its Outsiders program concerning fellow Senator Sarah Hanson Young. “Senator Leyonhjelm’s remarks where out of line. I tell you he entered into Mark… Read More ›
Australian, American Immigration Policy Still Based On That One Scene From “Scarface”
Officials from the Australian Border Force and the American ICE have confirmed that their entire policy on refugees seeking to enter the country is still based on that one scene from the 1983 movie “Scarface” where Tony Montana lies his… Read More ›