An unknown conservative politician has gone back in time in a DeLorean in an effort to convince Barnaby Joyce’s parents to terminate their pregnancy for the good of the party. “I was watching the interview on Channel 7 on Sunday… Read More ›
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Thieves Steal Precious Jewels After Cutting Glass With Recording Of Pauline Hanson’s Voice
Jewel thieves have stolen the world’s most valuable diamond from the Tower Of London after using a recording of Pauline Hanson’s voice to cut through the security glass surrounding it. “That glass was designed to be laser, nuclear bomb and… Read More ›
Hanson Banned From Parliamentary Sandpit For Not Playing Well With Others
Pauline Hanson has been banned from the Parliamentary sandpit after not playing well with her friends and colleagues. “We had to take action today as Pauline was bullying the other people in the sandpit and not sharing her toys with… Read More ›
“Disgusting Barnaby” Say People Who Would Totally Knock Back 150 Grand If It Was Offered To Them
The entire population of Australia has descended with outrage upon Barnaby Joyce for accepting $150,000 for an interview after assuring themselves they would totally knock back the same offer if it was ever made to them. “There’s no way I’d… Read More ›
MCG Raid Finds 44 Underpaid Overseas Students Playing For Carlton
A raid by Fair Work Inspectors over the weekend on the MCG has discovered 44 underpaid students playing AFL for the Carlton Football Club. “We did have our suspicions early in the season when they looked about as close to… Read More ›
Channel 7 Stunned To Learn They Paid $150K To An Irrelevant Backbencher
Channel 7 is in damage control today after learning that the $150,000 they paid to interview what they thought was the deputy Prime Minister is instead going to an irrelevant backbencher who did nothing more than have a child with… Read More ›
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