A teary Cory Bernardi has spent the whole weekend in his tracky dacks working his way through a double sized packet of Tim Tams and watching Pretty Woman on Netflix after learning that the media is just not that into… Read More ›
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Workplace Bullying To Be Demonstration Sport At Next Olympics
The Australian Olympic Committee was celebrating last night after successfully getting workplace bullying included as a demonstration sport at the Tokyo Olympic Games. “No-one’s trained harder than us at their workplace bullying and we’ll be disappointed with anything less than… Read More ›
Dutton Poll Shock 70% Of Australians Avoid Carbs
In a blow to aspiring Prime Minister Peter Dutton a poll conducted amongst the constituents of his electorate, Dickson in Queensland found that 70% of voters tried to avoid carbohydrates, such as potatoes. Speaking to The (un)Australian a terse Minister… Read More ›
Hanson Shocked To Learn That Less Than 5% Of West Australians Identify As Racist Bigots
Following Saturday’s disastrous result in the Western Australian Election, One Nation’s leader Pauline Hanson has revealed her surprise that less than 5% of West Australians identify as racist bigots. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her shock, saying:… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Invites Vladimir Putin To Australia For A Measles Party
One Nation Senator and self-confessed Vladimir Putin fangirl Pauline Hanson has extended an invitation to the Russian President to come to Australia and join her in a measles party. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson explained in full her invite,… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Blames The UN For His Inability To Buy Zooper Doopers
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›
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