Friends across the country have helpfully denounced your hypocritical outpouring of grief in wake of the recent Paris attacks whilst ignoring the earlier tragedy in Lebanon, mere seconds after learning such a double-standard existed. Rebeca Levinson, a friend of a… Read More ›
The Islamic State of Iraq And Syria (ISIS) has issued a statement explaining it was abandoning all plans to pursue a Holy War against the United States of America on grounds “the Infidels are slaughtering each other at a far faster rate than… Read More ›
Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has expressed dismay that details of a heated cabinet meeting in the terror organisation has been leaked to the press. “I would have thought it was pretty obvious that every innocent member of the… Read More ›
In the wake of protests by a number of members and supporters, literary organisation, the PEN American Centre has announced that the ironically awkwardly named “2015 PEN/Toni and James C. Goodale Freedom of Expression Courage Award”, which was originally to… Read More ›
In the lead up to Anzac Day a recruitment video for ISIS has emerged, which declares that if ISIS Day fell on a Saturday you’d still get Monday off. The recruitment video is clearly trying to woo disgruntled Australians who… Read More ›
The Bingle-Worthington family is celebrating for the second time in as many months after it was confirmed Lara Bingle was not killed whilst fighting for ISIS. The 27-year-old model and her 38-year-old husband actor Sam Worthington welcomed their first child… Read More ›
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