Google launched its new company uniform yesterday at the Senate Inquiry into Corporate Tax Minimisation with its Australian CEO, Amanda Everywhere, arriving at the inquiry dressed in a heavy helmet, leathers and a cape. “Capes are back as are death… Read More ›
There are concerns that a widespread community campaign to cure stupid people by calling them stupid is not working. “We’ve seen a marked rise in stupidity in recent years,” said Professor Julia Wyse, an expert in stupidity. “Despite an enhanced… Read More ›
A group of grizzly bears visiting from Canada became enraged when they were turned away from the new Bear Bar on Oxford Street in Sydney. The Bear Bar is a pop-up bar set up as part of the Sydney Mardi… Read More ›
Australians have expressed relief after it was revealed on ABC’s Four Corners program last night that Chinese slaves not only make hepatitis, but iPhones as well. ‘It’s good news,’ said Cynthia Hawkins of Box Hill, an owner of all things Apple…. Read More ›
In a show of support for the much dejected and harassed President of the Australian Human Rights and Equality Opportunity Commission, Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has gone ahead and married Professor Gillian Triggs. “I’ve always admired Gillian greatly,” said the minister… Read More ›
The hottest richest white people on the planet are gathering in Hollywood this morning to congratulate themselves on another year of showing the rest of the world how accurate Karl Marx’s predictions were. The annual conference is held in downtown… Read More ›
