A Sydney woman has come home to find her Samsung Smart Television reading through her journal. Madeleine Jones of Erskenville says she arrived home late from work last night and was concerned when she noticed her television missing from the… Read More ›
A Brisbane man has finally gotten out of bed after hitting his snooze button for 24 years. Tom Smothers expressed surprise that he’d been in bed that long. “Yeah I’m a bit shocked. I thought I’d just hit snooze a… Read More ›
With the Prime Minister bringing the Liberal Spill motion forward to tomorrow, fashion designers across the country and indeed the world are rushing to dress their favourite LNP politicians in time. ‘It’s a great opportunity to get our product… Read More ›
After a heavy week of beheadings ISIS members are looking forward to letting their swords down at their very own Friday night premiere of the film American Sniper. Sydney publicist, Gloria Jenkins of Absolutely Anything PR, has been arranging the… Read More ›
Sunshine Coast Independent Member of Parliament, the Duke of Wellington, has decided to support the Queensland Labor Party in their bid to form another dysfunctional state government. “It was a difficult decision,” he said from his castle. “But I feared… Read More ›
God has reportedly said no to Madonna as she attempted to tie some old rope around his face. God was at his favourite nightspot in West Hollywood Saturday night, Hallows, when the 56 year old mega popstar raced up to… Read More ›
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