With leadership speculation mounting, yet again, foreign minister Julie Bishop has continued to have her credentials as a minister scrutinised, rather than her appearance. Bishop appeared again at a press conference on some international incident, but vented her frustration at… Read More ›
Julie Bishop
UN Warns of Global Warming Catastrophe if Courtney Love Burns Her Dolce & Gabbana Collection
United Nations Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon says Courtney Love must not burn her excessive Dolce & Gabbana collection if the world is to avoid the worst impacts of climate change, saying it could arrive a century earlier than modeling without… Read More ›
Abbott Threatens To Withhold Aid To Vanuatu If Bali Nine Duo Aren’t Spared
Australia has committed $5 million to Vanuatu in the wake of Cyclone Pam, but that could be set to change if the Bali Nine Duo are executed, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has warned Vanuatu. “We will be making our displeasure… Read More ›
Indonesia Now Just Toying With Us
Indonesian Attorney-General HM Prasetyo has announced that the Bali nine duo’s execution has been deferred pending an investigation into how many times the Indonesian government can offer hope and then snatch it away before the gag stops being funny. Lawyers… Read More ›
Weekend (un) Australian: Spill Fashions On The Field: What Will Everyone Be Wearing?
With the Prime Minister bringing the Liberal Spill motion forward to tomorrow, fashion designers across the country and indeed the world are rushing to dress their favourite LNP politicians in time. ‘It’s a great opportunity to get our product… Read More ›
Wyatt Roy Refuses To Come Out of Room Until Mummy and Daddy Promise To Stop Fighting
The member for Longman Wyatt Roy has reportedly been locked in his office for the past twenty seven hours and is refusing to come out. Sources close to Mr Roy say he will only leave on condition of Tony… Read More ›