Channel 7, the network responsible for Celebrity Big Brother have put in an urgent request to get alleged killer and one time football player turned actor OJ Simpson into the country, after their first choice celebrity racist, Katie Hopkins was… Read More ›
Kanye West
Editorial: Kanye West Is The President America Needs Right Now
As good as Donald Trump has been (for satirists) as American President it is time for a change. It’s time for a person who is ready to stand up for what they believe in. Someone who is willing to tell… Read More ›
Twitter Threatens To Improve Service With Comic Sans Font
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has issued a harrowing threat to consumers amid falling share prices, warning that in a continued effort to improve the Twitter experience, the company will change the font of their messages to Comic Sans. Comic Sans… Read More ›
Kim And Kanye’s Egos Stolen In Terrifying Robbery
Masked gunmen have made off with $14 million worth of ego after holding up Kim Kardashian in her luxury hotel room Paris. “I’ve just realised that all I am is some guy who pinches other people’s riffs and turns them… Read More ›
Lazy Journalist Publishes Obituary With David Bowie’s Name Crossed Out And Prince’s Written In
A Journalist for New York’s LA Daily has managed to beat all other websites to publishing an obituary for the musical artist Prince by republishing a previous obituary written for David Bowie, with Bowie’s name crossed out and Prince’s written… Read More ›
Peter Andre To Run For PM In 2016
Australian pop superstar and reality TV tragic Peter Andre has announced that he will be putting himself forward for the top job of Australian Prime Minister for the upcoming federal election. Mr Andre told The (Un)Australian that he was inspired by fellow… Read More ›