Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has extended an invitation to his Labor counterpart to join him for a round of drinks, in particular, a new cocktail he’s been working on called a Polyjuice Potion. “A lot of people… Read More ›
Labor
Richard Di Natale “Furious” Cyber Attackers Overlooked The Greens
Senator Richard Di Natale has expressed his displeasure that the Greens weren’t one of the political parties subject to a cyber-attack reported on Monday. The attack on Parliament’s servers by a “sophisticated state actor” only targeted the Liberal, Labor and… Read More ›
Palmer Texts All Australians Promising That He Will Deliver Them A Brexit
The front runner to appear on next year’s edition of the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here Clive Palmer, has taken time out of his busy schedule of running from creditors to text each and every Australian citizen promising them… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Tells Luke Foley To Take A Long Hard Look At Himself
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has lashed out at former NSW Opposition leader Luke Foley over the alleged allegations made against him and told him to take the time to have a long, hard, look at himself. “Mr Foley… Read More ›
Au Pair Smugglers Take Note Of Australia’s Soft Stance
International au pair smuggling rings have taken note of Border Force’s lax attitude with thousands of boatloads of illegal before and after school helpers poised to flood into the country from the north. “Australia is considered a soft touch by… Read More ›
Anthony Albanese Banned From Every Knife Shop In Australia
The Australian Labor party has announced that after witnessing the events of the last week that they have voted unanimously to ban their colleague Anthony Albanese from purchasing or owning a knife for the foreseeable future. “We think it’s for… Read More ›
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