The Australian Electoral Commission has announced today that no election day cake stalls will be allowed this year due to the threat posed to voters with nut allergies. A spokesperson for the AEC said: “People should be allowed to vote without being… Read More ›
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Man With No Liberal-Voting Friends Still Posting Daily Statuses Urging Friends Not To Vote Liberal
A 31-year-old sociology tutor has spent the past four weeks-plus posting daily Facebook statuses urging each and every one of his 387 Facebook friends to “under no circumstances” vote Liberal in the July 2 federal elections — despite having absolutely no Liberal voting… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Amazed That No One Including Himself Has Knifed Him Thus Far
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›
LNP Blocks Ian Macfarlane From Taking A Jump To The Left
The Liberal National Party Executive (LNP) has blocked Liberal backbencher Ian Macfarlane from taking a jump to the left at the LNP Christmas party. There was no word though on whether they allowed him to take a step to the… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Disappointed Malcolm Turnbull Won’t Play Richie Rich In ALP Production
Federal opposition leader Bill Shorten is disappointed that his approach to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to play the role of Richie Rich in an upcoming Australian Labor Party production was rebuffed. Mr Turnbull declined the offer to play the cartoon… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Bumps Into Malcolm Turnbull At Prime Ministerial Chair Section Of Officeworks
Shoppers reported that Scott Morrison and Malcolm Turnbull both turned and made a hasty retreat from a Canberra branch of Officeworks after accidentally bumping into each other whilst browsing in the prime minister’s section of the store’s executive chairs department…. Read More ›