News Corporation, which paid no tax last year, has welcomed the proposed sale and break up of the ABC, saying there is only room for one severely biased media conglomerate in the Australian market. “The people saying that we’re depriving… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull
Tony Abbott Appointed Minister In Charge Of Not Selling The ABC
The Turnbull Government has announced a new Ministerial appointment this week with former Prime Minister Tony Abbott being appointed the Minister for Not Selling The ABC. “I think Tony will do a marvelous job in helping us convey to the… Read More ›
Real Estate Agents Lobby Government To Allow The Sale Of Human Organs
The Association of Australian Real Estate Agents has called on the Government to allow the sale of human organs so as to allow first home owners a way to enter into the market. “The average price of a house in… Read More ›
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Signs With LNP To Aid Waning Franchise
After his success revitalising multiple movie franchises in Hollywood, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been brought in by the Liberal Party to rejuvenate their waning public appearance. Prime Minister, and head of the LNP, Malcolm Turnbull referred to the signing… Read More ›
Masterchef’s Beetroot Challenge Beats Channel 7’s Beetroot Interview
Channel 10 claimed a victory over channel 7 in the TV ratings war when their show Masterchef’s Sunday night beetroot challenge toppled Channel 7’s interview with a beetroot in the ratings. “We are so happy with this result,” said a… Read More ›
Channel 7 Stunned To Learn They Paid $150K To An Irrelevant Backbencher
Channel 7 is in damage control today after learning that the $150,000 they paid to interview what they thought was the deputy Prime Minister is instead going to an irrelevant backbencher who did nothing more than have a child with… Read More ›