Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce fresh off discovering his New Zealand citizenship has embraced his culture by ditching his job and relocating from New England to Bondi. “Oh yeah bro, Bondi is choice eh,” Said Barnaby. “For too long… Read More ›
A terrified Kim Jong Un has begun dismantling his nuclear weapons stockpile after learning that Australia’s acting Prime Minister possesses a death stare capable of reaching Pyongyang. “We can neither confirm nor deny that Australia is responsible for the death… Read More ›
Michaelia Cash has fired the staffer who alerted the media to AFP raids on the Australian Workers Union stating that her offices were not big enough for the both of them. “I loudly deny that I have a policy of… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull has admitted that despite moving in to government more than four years ago, the coalition hasn’t finished unpacking all the boxes and that any issues involving the roll out of the NBN, energy prices, low wages, impending nuclear… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull has released his long awaited energy policy, which aims to reduce hostile emissions from Tony Abbott by an average of 50% per year by the end of 2030. “This contains everything I like in a policy, which is… Read More ›
One Nation has demanded that the Turnbull Government take action to make the National broadcaster the ABC be more transparent and reveal what colour underwear their stars in particular their newsreaders wear whilst on-air. “The Australian people have a right… Read More ›
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