The former PM has criticised Malcolm Turnbull’s leadership of the coalition saying that he should be re-installed to ensure the party gets a proper shellacking at the next election. “No-one wants Malcolm’s namby pamby slow but sure erosion of our… Read More ›
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Bernardi Demands Telstra Fix His Phone As He’s Received No Calls For A Week
The sole representative of the Australian Conservatives party, Senator Cory Bernardi has today called on Telstra to fix his phone after he went a week without receiving a single call. Speaking to The (un)Australian (in person), Senator Bernardi bemoaned… Read More ›
Australia Converts To “Shampooed And Conditioned” Coal
Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›
One Nation Announces Horse’s Ass as New Senate Candidate
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›
Lump Of Coal Brings Back Happy Christmas Memories to Liberal MPs
LNP MPs were today treated to a magical dose of Christmas nostalgia by Treasurer Scott ‘Santa’ Morrison. As Morrison passed a lump of coal around the government benches, MPs rejoiced as they relived many a Christmas morning staring wide-eyed at… Read More ›
Australian Dogs Outraged At $5.6m Salary Of Australia’s Top Postman
Dogs across Australia have reacted angrily after hearing that the head of Australia Post Ahmed Fahour is being paid a whopping $5.6 million a year. “I’m furious that the head of an organisation dedicated to coming onto my turf dressed… Read More ›