Senator and beard enthusiast Derryn Hinch has been revealed to be mightily pissed off about being accused of being pissed after an alleged night on the piss. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hinch spoke of his anger, saying: “How dare… Read More ›
Senator and two-time contempt of court convictee Derryn Hinch has used his maiden speech in parliament to call for parliamentary privilege to cover lynch mobs after his plans to publicly lynch a few paedophiles fell through. “To celebrate my election… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts has used his maiden speech in parliament to courageously chide the United Nations as unelected swill, gaining massive approval from the 0.00000321 per cent of the Australian population which placed him number one on their ballot papers. “The… Read More ›
The spectacular re-emergence of Pizza Shapes has put new wind into the sails of Tony Abbott as he contemplates his own potential return to the top of Australian politics. “Everyone thought we’d seen the last of the humble Pizza Shapes… Read More ›
The Chinese government has issued a grovelling apology to the Australian people for assuming that we’d ever pay any attention to Sam Dastyari’s opinion on anything. “We have insulted the intelligence of an entire country by choosing Senator Dastyari above… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has received a further setback after being forced to watch The Block after losing the vote over what the family would be watching on Sunday night. “Normally me, the dog and the butler form a voting bloc… Read More ›
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