The line up for the latest Festival of Stupid Ideas has been announced and this year, organisers believe they have outdone themselves with stupidity. With Andrew Bolt, Pauline Hanson and Cory Bernardi headlining, event organiser Mitch Brown told The (un)Australian: “Last… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull
Pauline Hanson Unconvinced The World Is Round
Newly elected Senator Pauline Hanson, having declared she will no longer talk to the press, has today talked to the press about her doubts over scientific research that the world is round and has instead called for an inquiry, believing that… Read More ›
Antony Green Accused Of Delaying Election Result To Gain Twitter Followers
Senior members of the Liberal Party have alleged that the ABC’s election analyst, Antony Green, is purposely delaying his call of the election to boost the number of followers of his Twitter account. One source said: “Just look at the… Read More ›
‘We Did it’ – GetUp! Claims Credit For Sun Rising This Morning
Progressive campaigning group GetUp! has claimed credit in an exclusive email to “all members of our powerful community” for the Sun rising this morning. In the message, delivered to it is supporters as well as everyone who has ever signed an online… Read More ›
Embarrassed AEC Admits The Dog Ate Australia’s Ballot Papers
Australia may be heading for the polls again after a red faced Australian Electoral Commission confessed that the reason it hasn’t been able to hand in a result for Saturday’s election is because the dog ate all the ballot papers…. Read More ›
Tony Abbott Pledges To Knight Australia’s AAA Credit Rating Should He Become PM
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott took a break from not commenting on the election result today to comment on the election result by saying that, in the event that should something happen to Malcolm Turnbull -say he were to… Read More ›