The Coalition has announced plans to establish a working party to investigate the benefits the country would receive from privatising former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told The (un)Australian: “Just because we are establishing a working group to look… Read More ›
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Man With No Liberal-Voting Friends Still Posting Daily Statuses Urging Friends Not To Vote Liberal
A 31-year-old sociology tutor has spent the past four weeks-plus posting daily Facebook statuses urging each and every one of his 387 Facebook friends to “under no circumstances” vote Liberal in the July 2 federal elections — despite having absolutely no Liberal voting… Read More ›
Environment Minister Greg Hunt To Make UFC Debut Against Brock Lesnar
Australia’s Environment Minister Greg Hunt has today announced he will be taking leave from election campaigning to enter the UFC to fight returning champion Brock Lesnar in a no-holds barred cage match. The move took the MMA world by surprise,… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Releases Video Showing He Was Raised By A Single Trade Union
Labor has responded to Malcolm Turnbull’s campaign video about being raised by a battling single father by filming their own showing how Bill Shorten was raised by a battling single trade union. “I was left on the doorstep of the… Read More ›
Liberal Voters Ask For Refund On Prime Minister
In a mass case of buyers remorse, Liberal voters across Australia are seeking refunds on their purchase after the “Malcolm Turnbull Prime Minister” failed to do what it promised. ACCC spokesperson Melinda Crummy told The (un)Australian that Australians by law… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Amazed That No One Including Himself Has Knifed Him Thus Far
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›