25 million Australian’s are in shock today after learning that 35 of them believe that former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton would make a good Prime Minister. “I was a bit stunned to be honest,” said a person… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull
Home Ware Shops Report Spike In The Sales Of Potato Peelers
Australia’s home ware shops have reported a sudden spike in the sales of potato peelers following Peter Dutton’s leadership challenge. “We see this a lot in America after a mass shooting where people assume a gun will be banned so… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Thanks The Liberals For Granting Him A Week Off
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has sent a thank you bouquet of flowers to the Liberal party after they unexpectedly granted him a week off as Opposition leader. “It was most unexpected and very thoughtful of the Liberals,” said a relaxed… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Appear As A Contestant On The Bachelor To Promote His New Book
Channel 10 has announced that the next season of The Bachelor starring former Wallaby Nick Cummins aka ‘The Honey Badger’ will feature former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as a contestant seeking to win over Nick’s heart. “I have books to… Read More ›
Ray Hadley’s Anger Over Father Of The Year Snubbing
Shock jock Ray Hadley has launched a blistering attack on the organisers of the Australian Father of the year award after he was left off the short list of finalists. “Can you believe the hide on these people, how dare… Read More ›
Homeless Man Spends Night Sleeping In CEO’s Mansion To Get Authentic Feel Of What It’s Like To Have Bags Of Money
A homeless Sydney man has described spending the night snoozing cosily in a $10 million Mosman mansion as part of the annual Vinnies Tramp Sleepin as a sobering experience. “I’ve got a newfound admiration for how tough it is to… Read More ›
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