Western Sydney motor racing fans are in uproar after Mike Baird and Clover Moore announced plans to relocate the Liverpool Speedway to the inner city suburb of Newtown. “I refuse to travel all the way to the middle of somewhere… Read More ›
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Police Lure Protesting Greyhound Owners Away From Parliament House With Mechanical Mike Baird
Police have diffused a rowdy protest against the banning of greyhound racing by luring the angry crowd away from the NSW parliament with a mechanical lookalike of Premier Mike Baird. “We were concerned for the safety of the Premier when… Read More ›
NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating
A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
NSW Premier To Ban State Of Origin To Stop Cruelty
NSW Premier Mike Baird announced today that State of Origin would be banned after July 2017 to prevent cruelty to the State of NSW. Last Night NSW won the game 18-14 but QLD won the 2016 series 2 games to… Read More ›
Mechanical Rabbit Plague Feared After Greyhound Racing Banned
Farmers across New South Wales are bracing for a devastating increase in the population of mechanical rabbits after Mike Baird banned greyhound racing. “Greyhounds are the only natural enemy of the mechanical rabbit and without them around, our fields are… Read More ›
Greens Call For A Ban On Election Day Sausage Sizzle
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
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