Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›
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Thousands Of Sharks And Dogs Fans Gather To Get A Glimpse Of Really Pissed Footballers
Fans of underdog football champions the Western Bulldogs and the Cronulla Sharks have swarmed the home grounds of both clubs hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve… Read More ›
Harold Holt Spotted Swimming Off Cronulla Beach
Surf lifesaver’s from the Cronulla Surf Club have confirmed that a lone swimmer seen backstroking a kilometre off the beach is former Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt. “He’s got a couple of bluebottle stings and his skin has gone all… Read More ›
Will Putin’s Girlfriend Be Best Dressed WAG At Tonight’s Syrian Peace Talks?
Fashion fans are holding their breath in anticipation at who will be the best dressed WAG on the red carpet at tonight’s UN Security Council talks on Syria. “The bombers have always had the best dressed WAGS so keep your… Read More ›
“That Footy Player In The Headgear Is The Only Sensible One Out There” Declare Nation’s Mums
Australia’s mums have responded to another pulsating round of football finals action by issuing a joint statement that the bloke out there with the headgear on is the only sensible player on the field. “See that one there, him with… Read More ›
Jarryd Hayne Warned About Consorting With Noted Criminal ‘The Hamburglar’
NRL player-for-now Jarryd Hayne has been warned by Gold Coast Police to stop hanging out with noted criminal ‘The Hamburglar’ after the pair were spotted sharing a thick shake in a McDonald’s car park. Detective Inspector Peter Pepper of the… Read More ›
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