Pauline Hanson has been banned from the Parliamentary sandpit after not playing well with her friends and colleagues. “We had to take action today as Pauline was bullying the other people in the sandpit and not sharing her toys with… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts Increases Primary Vote By 8000%
Former senator Malcolm Roberts was in a jubilant mood on Saturday night after lifting his primary vote by a whopping 8000% from 77 to 6215 in the Queensland state election. “This massive increase in support has giving me the motivation… Read More ›
RSI Strikes Down Parliament House Nameplate Painter
The official painter of nameplates on the office doors of the Australian parliament has taken extended sick leave after recent overwork has led to inflammation of a repetitive strain injury in his painting arm. “My right hand has tightened into… Read More ›
Australian Parliament To Replace United Nations General Assembly
The United Nations will dismantle the General Assembly after realising that the Australian parliament is already fulfilling its role of providing a place where citizens from all countries of the world can gather to make laws together. “It used to… Read More ›
Rosa Parks Sent To Back Of Battler Bus
Civil rights activist Rosa Parks was arrested in Queensland yesterday after she refused to move to the rear section of Pauline Hanson’s Battler Bus when asked by the driver. “Pauline is eager to take as many battlers for a ride… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Promises To Open The World’s Largest Ego Mine In QLD
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has hit the campaign trail in Queensland with a promise to all Queenslanders to open the world’s largest ‘Ego’ mine in the State should they vote for her party. “This State is crying out for… Read More ›