Police have sent a message to the mobile phones of all prospective candidates of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party advising them to run as fast as they can away from the Queensland senator, to hide their cars from Rod Culleton… Read More ›
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James Ashby Accused Of Selling Overpriced Tinfoil Hats To One Nation Candidates
The CIA has released recordings from the inside of James Ashby’s head in which Pauline Hanson’s chief of staff can be heard conspiring with himself to charge One Nation members vastly inflated prices for rolls of cheap aluminium foil. “We… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Incensed That Aluminium Foil Isn’t GST Exempt
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is incensed that last night’s Budget did not contain any changes to the GST, specifically an exemption for purchasers of aluminium foil. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts said of the budget: “What a disappointing… Read More ›
Mark Ellis Mowing Swastika Into Lawn Before 7am On A Sunday Last Straw For One Nation
Mark Ellis has agreed to resign as a candidate for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation after it was revealed that he had been mowing swastikas into his back lawn whilst his neighbours were trying to sleep in on a Sunday morning…. Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Demands Cadbury’s Removes The Turkish From Their Turkish Delight
Pauline Hanson claims chocolate company Cadbury’s is bowing down to Islamic extremists by continuing to sell Turkish Delight Easter eggs. “Cadbury’s is making a mockery of the tradition of Easter which is a holy Christian holiday that celebrates when Jesus… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Appalled Parliamentary Swearing In Ceremony Doesn’t Involve Swearing
West Australian Senator Peter Georgiou was revealed today to be appalled over the lack of swearing that occurred at his swearing in ceremony to the Australian Senate. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Georgiou expressed his shock at the ceremony saying:… Read More ›
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