Millennials should stop complaining and get themselves a better paying job if they want to afford to live in a more comfortable make of car according to a Liberal Party candidate for preselection in an upcoming by-election. “Find yourself a… Read More ›
One Nation
Pauline Hanson Invites Vladimir Putin To Australia For A Measles Party
One Nation Senator and self-confessed Vladimir Putin fangirl Pauline Hanson has extended an invitation to the Russian President to come to Australia and join her in a measles party. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson explained in full her invite,… Read More ›
One Nation To Scour Public Transport For Racists To Run As Candidates
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they are on a recruiting drive, looking on trains and buses for outspoken racists to run as candidates in upcoming elections. One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts spoke to The (un)Australian about their… Read More ›
One Nation Announces Horse’s Ass as New Senate Candidate
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›
Alternative Facts Of the Day
For too long, history has been dictated by liberal elites who insist on a “politically correct” narrative of “facts”. Now, from the Land of the Newly Free Now Trump Is in The White House, there is a new “disruptive” agenda… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Blames The UN For His Inability To Buy Zooper Doopers
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›