Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they are on a recruiting drive, looking on trains and buses for outspoken racists to run as candidates in upcoming elections. One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts spoke to The (un)Australian about their… Read More ›
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One Nation Announces Horse’s Ass as New Senate Candidate
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›
Alternative Facts Of the Day
For too long, history has been dictated by liberal elites who insist on a “politically correct” narrative of “facts”. Now, from the Land of the Newly Free Now Trump Is in The White House, there is a new “disruptive” agenda… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Blames The UN For His Inability To Buy Zooper Doopers
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›
“Single Mums Ugly” Says Dashing George Clooney Lookalike From One Nation
The amount of single mothers has risen sharply in Australia as thousands of women around the country started divorce proceedings from their own husbands in the hope of landing the hand of outstandingly hunky One Nation candidate David Archibald in… Read More ›
Man Covering Face With Australian Flag Calls For A Ban On The Burka
A spokesperson for the Aussiest of Aussie Patriots Front has today called on the Australian Government to ban the burka as they feel that it’s not right for people to appear in public or on billboards with their face covered…. Read More ›