Australian Senator Pauline Hanson has today issued a statement declaring that she will not be attending Donald Trump’s Presidential inauguration despite being invited as she was uncomfortable with the black tie dress code. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
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Senator Roberts Appalled That New Zealand Rugby Fans Would Dare Boo Israel
Senator Malcolm Roberts has called on the Prime Minister to declare war on New Zealand after learning that New Zealand rugby fans had booed Israel Folau in a recent Wallabies All Blacks game. Speaking to The (un)Australian a tin… Read More ›
Hanson Concerned About Pakistani “Terror-Wrist” Spinner, Yasir Shah
One Nation have released a statement asking the Australian government to deport Pakistani leg spin bowler, Yasir Shah, after they became aware of his notoriety during Thursday’s coverage of the first test. The controversial political party claim that Australian immigration… Read More ›
Australia Drops Plans For Climate Bullshit Emission Scheme
The energy minister has backtracked on plans to introduce a scheme aimed at limiting emission of utter bollocks about climate change after protests from prominent nutbars. “We had been looking into a scheme that rewarded people whose emissions on the… Read More ›
David Oldfield Baffled By His First Contact With Intelligence
Former politician David Oldfield has been left reeling after meeting some intelligent people for the first time in his life as a participant in the SBS program First Contact. “When you move in One Nation circles you only ever meet… Read More ›
Hanson Holds Press Call in Mosman To Show Drug Addiction Rates Are Overstated
One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›