The One Nation Party candidate hoping to fill Rod Culleton’s senate position should his election be found invalid has put out a desperate plea to the remaining members of the party not to hog all the looniness before he has… Read More ›
One Nation
Dutton Proposes Changing Anthem To ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’
Immigration Minister and part-time Mr Potato Head impersonator Peter Dutton has proposed changing Australia’s national anthem from Advance Australia Fair to Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again by The Angels. Minister Dutton told The (un)Australian: “Our anthem is out of date… Read More ›
“People Always Roll Their Eyes When They Agree With Me” Says Hanson
Pauline Hanson has defended rolling her eyes during Malcolm Robert’s maiden speech saying it’s a gesture that thousands of people have done when listening in agreement to her. “For years and years whenever I’ve talked to anyone at a barbecue… Read More ›
“UN Is Unelected Swill” Says Man Elected With 77 Votes
Malcolm Roberts has used his maiden speech in parliament to courageously chide the United Nations as unelected swill, gaining massive approval from the 0.00000321 per cent of the Australian population which placed him number one on their ballot papers. “The… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 