Senator-elect Malcolm Roberts has celebrated his impending return to Canberra by calling his tailor to order half-a-dozen new tin-foil suits. “They say suits maketh the man well half-a-dozen new tin foil suits should turn me into six new men,” said… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has sent out a press release to congratulate their candidates on going one day without doing something completely stupid. “This is a great achievement for this party,” said a Party Insider. “I mean at the… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson has made an emotional appearance on A Current Affair to complain that her party is being discriminated against like some kind of foreigner. “I’d totally understand the flak we cop if we were a party of funny looking… Read More ›
One Nation’s leader and head recruiter Pauline Hanson has warned Australians that our strip clubs are in danger of being swamped by her candidates. “My fellow Australians it is time that we took action, we can no longer tolerate our… Read More ›
Clive Palmer and Pauline Hanson have come together to demand that Bill Shorten and Scott Morrison include them in all future leaders mass debates. “I’m Clive Palmer I lead a party and I spend more money on advertising than most… Read More ›
Former One Nation Senator and current village idiot Malcolm Roberts is reportedly livid at the National broadcaster after they asked him to remove his tin foil hat prior to his appearance on their Q&A program last night. “How dare the… Read More ›
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