With a full week of interviews ahead of her, One Nation’s chief conspiracy theorist Pauline Hanson has rushed to the Ipswich library to re-borrow her favourite reference book, “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur.” “I was caught on the hop… Read More ›
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Psychiatric Assessment And 14 Day Cooling Off Period Introduced For People Wanting To Vote For One Nation
Australian authorities have introduced the world’s strictest anti-One Nation laws in response to recent massacres of basic human decency. “This country had a reckless situation where just anyone could wander in off the street and into a polling place and… Read More ›
We Won’t Let Psychopaths Get Control Of Guns Say Psychopaths Who Got Control Of Political Party
The psychopaths behind the One Nation party have gone out of their way to assure voters that they will do everything in their power to stop psychopaths obsessed with guns from taking over their party. “Look we may be psychopaths… Read More ›
Report: 97% Of Comments On One Nation Facebook Page Riddled With Spelling And Grammatical Errors
Recent research of One Nation social media accounts has found that 97% of comments from their supporters contain either spelling or grammatical errors. The study found that most One Nation supporters don’t know “their shit”, or that they are shit… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Denies She F**Ked Her Entire Party
Founder of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party Pauline Hanson has strongly condemned the idea that she has personally f**ked her entire party, following the continual turn over of elected One Nation candidates. “How dare you or anyone accuse me of… Read More ›
Hanson Blames Wind Farms For Blowing Tasmanian Rain Clouds To Queensland
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against wind farms. Naming them as the cause of both the Tasmanian bush fires and the Queensland floods. “These wind farms have a lot to answer for,” said Senator Hanson. “The… Read More ›