One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has revealed that she has held talks with the Queensland ‘poo jogger’ about joining the party and running alongside her for the Senate. “It is so refreshing to see someone in the news doing something… Read More ›
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Thieves Steal Precious Jewels After Cutting Glass With Recording Of Pauline Hanson’s Voice
Jewel thieves have stolen the world’s most valuable diamond from the Tower Of London after using a recording of Pauline Hanson’s voice to cut through the security glass surrounding it. “That glass was designed to be laser, nuclear bomb and… Read More ›
Hanson Banned From Parliamentary Sandpit For Not Playing Well With Others
Pauline Hanson has been banned from the Parliamentary sandpit after not playing well with her friends and colleagues. “We had to take action today as Pauline was bullying the other people in the sandpit and not sharing her toys with… Read More ›
Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony Deeply Controversial For Everyone Called Pauline Hanson
The Commonwealth Games’ opening ceremony has excited great controversy among all Australians named Pauline Hanson, with one Pauline Hanson taking to Sky News to express outrage at the limited opportunities to generate cheap publicity with feigned outrage. “I mean honestly, I… Read More ›
Channel 7 Announces Hologram Hitler As Contestant On MKR
Channel 7 has announced that a hologram version of Adolf Hitler will be competing on the show My Kitchen Rules. “I think hologram Hitler will bring a lot to the show, it’ll definitely get people talking,” said a network spokesperson. “Also… Read More ›
Hanson Stunned To Learn Kids Are Taught That The Foot Bone Is Connected To The Shin Bone
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed her disgust upon learning that school children are taught by Teachers that the foot bone is connected to the shin bone which is connected to the kneebone all the way up to the… Read More ›
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