The Commonwealth Games’ opening ceremony has excited great controversy among all Australians named Pauline Hanson, with one Pauline Hanson taking to Sky News to express outrage at the limited opportunities to generate cheap publicity with feigned outrage. “I mean honestly, I… Read More ›
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Channel 7 Announces Hologram Hitler As Contestant On MKR
Channel 7 has announced that a hologram version of Adolf Hitler will be competing on the show My Kitchen Rules. “I think hologram Hitler will bring a lot to the show, it’ll definitely get people talking,” said a network spokesperson. “Also… Read More ›
Hanson Stunned To Learn Kids Are Taught That The Foot Bone Is Connected To The Shin Bone
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed her disgust upon learning that school children are taught by Teachers that the foot bone is connected to the shin bone which is connected to the kneebone all the way up to the… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Increases Primary Vote By 8000%
Former senator Malcolm Roberts was in a jubilant mood on Saturday night after lifting his primary vote by a whopping 8000% from 77 to 6215 in the Queensland state election. “This massive increase in support has giving me the motivation… Read More ›
Rosa Parks Sent To Back Of Battler Bus
Civil rights activist Rosa Parks was arrested in Queensland yesterday after she refused to move to the rear section of Pauline Hanson’s Battler Bus when asked by the driver. “Pauline is eager to take as many battlers for a ride… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Promises To Open The World’s Largest Ego Mine In QLD
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has hit the campaign trail in Queensland with a promise to all Queenslanders to open the world’s largest ‘Ego’ mine in the State should they vote for her party. “This State is crying out for… Read More ›