One Nation Senator for now Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Government cover the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters in tin foil if it wants his vote to pass new media ownership laws. “The ABC is out of control and it’s time… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson
Hanson To Enter Parliament Dressed As The Cash Cow To Protest Against Vegans
One Nation Senator and recent Ebay fanatic Pauline Hanson plans to dress up as the cash cow and sit in the Senate when parliament next sits in what she describes as a protest against vegans. “These vegans are terrorising the… Read More ›
High Court Confuses Malcolm Roberts With Request For “Evidence”
The High Court has thrown Malcolm Robert’s defence of his eligibility to sit in the senate into disarray after insisting that he produce some “evidence” to back up his belief that he was not a dual citizen at the time… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Orders Brand New Tin Foil Suit For High Court Appearance
Senator Malcolm Roberts has been busily scouring the suburbs of Canberra in search of a brand new tin foil suit to wear to the High Court ahead of his upcoming appearance. “They say that clothes make the man but in… Read More ›
One Nation Demands The ABC Put More Fruit Into Pyjamas
One Nation has agreed to help the Turnbull Government pass it’s Media law amendments on the proviso that the ABC’s charter be changed to ensure more fruits than just bananas be put in pyjamas. “For too long the ABC has… Read More ›
One Nation To Begin Searching Under Rocks To Replace Malcolm Roberts
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›
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