Mark Ellis has agreed to resign as a candidate for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation after it was revealed that he had been mowing swastikas into his back lawn whilst his neighbours were trying to sleep in on a Sunday morning…. Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson Demands Cadbury’s Removes The Turkish From Their Turkish Delight
Pauline Hanson claims chocolate company Cadbury’s is bowing down to Islamic extremists by continuing to sell Turkish Delight Easter eggs. “Cadbury’s is making a mockery of the tradition of Easter which is a holy Christian holiday that celebrates when Jesus… Read More ›
Treasurer Allows Early Access To Superannuation To Buy Snacks At Movies
Scott Morrison will allow Australians to access their superannuation before retirement in order to fund the purchase of food when they go to the movies. “This measure will give young Australians a chance to get into the market for a… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Worries Hump Day May Be Confused As Some Sort Of Middle Eastern Affair
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has today warned her fellow Australians not to confuse hump day, the popular term for Wednesdays in the office as some sort of middle eastern affair. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Appalled Parliamentary Swearing In Ceremony Doesn’t Involve Swearing
West Australian Senator Peter Georgiou was revealed today to be appalled over the lack of swearing that occurred at his swearing in ceremony to the Australian Senate. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Georgiou expressed his shock at the ceremony saying:… Read More ›
Abbott Calls For Cars To Be Manufactured With A Built-In Coal Fuelled Boiler
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘ideas man’ Tony Abbott has written an opinion piece in which he has said the secret to reviving Australia’s fortunes is to manufacture cars with built-in coal fuelled boilers. Speaking to The (un)Australian the former Prime Minister… Read More ›
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