The amount of single mothers has risen sharply in Australia as thousands of women around the country started divorce proceedings from their own husbands in the hope of landing the hand of outstandingly hunky One Nation candidate David Archibald in… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson To Boycott Trump’s Inauguration Over Black Tie Dress Code
Australian Senator Pauline Hanson has today issued a statement declaring that she will not be attending Donald Trump’s Presidential inauguration despite being invited as she was uncomfortable with the black tie dress code. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
A year like 2016 produces many contenders for “Person of the Year”, far too many with quality defamation lawyers to list. Below are some of the stronger contenders, followed by the indisputable winner. *Please note Bill Shorten was not shortlisted for the award… Read More ›
Hanson Concerned About Pakistani “Terror-Wrist” Spinner, Yasir Shah
One Nation have released a statement asking the Australian government to deport Pakistani leg spin bowler, Yasir Shah, after they became aware of his notoriety during Thursday’s coverage of the first test. The controversial political party claim that Australian immigration… Read More ›
Dick Smith Launches One Nation Peanut Butter That’s Chock Full Of Nuts
Entrepreneur and aspiring bigot Dick Smith has announced that his company Dick Smith foods will launch a new line of One Nation peanut butter that like the party will be chock full of nuts. Speaking to The (un)Australian Dick Smith… Read More ›
Tasmania Moves Australia Day To Boonie’s Birthday
The state of Tasmania will now be celebrating Australia Day on the 29th of December to honour the birth date of moustachioed test cricket legend David Boon. “Australia Day should be a cause for celebration for all citizens of Australia… Read More ›