One Nation have released a statement asking the Australian government to deport Pakistani leg spin bowler, Yasir Shah, after they became aware of his notoriety during Thursday’s coverage of the first test. The controversial political party claim that Australian immigration… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson
Dick Smith Launches One Nation Peanut Butter That’s Chock Full Of Nuts
Entrepreneur and aspiring bigot Dick Smith has announced that his company Dick Smith foods will launch a new line of One Nation peanut butter that like the party will be chock full of nuts. Speaking to The (un)Australian Dick Smith… Read More ›
Tasmania Moves Australia Day To Boonie’s Birthday
The state of Tasmania will now be celebrating Australia Day on the 29th of December to honour the birth date of moustachioed test cricket legend David Boon. “Australia Day should be a cause for celebration for all citizens of Australia… Read More ›
Hanson Holds Press Call in Mosman To Show Drug Addiction Rates Are Overstated
One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Calls For A Ban On Chardonnay And All Other Drinks That She Can’t Spell
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the… Read More ›
Senator Roberts Unveils New Line Of Tin Foil Straitjackets
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unveiled his new line of tin foil straitjackets at a press conference turned fashion show at Parliament House. Taking a break from attacking the CSIRO and the Bureau of Meteorology , the Senator announced… Read More ›