In a special Canberra edition of the reality TV show Married At First Sight bachelor Tony appears to be delighted with his new bride, Ipswich fish and chip shop owner Pauline. “She’s an absolute babe and we seem to have… Read More ›
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Sam Dastyari Ditches Halal Snackpacks For Chinese Takeout
Bill Shorten’s warm up act, Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has revealed that he has ditched the halal snack pack and replaced it with Chinese takeout as his favourite food. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator Dastyari said: “I do love an halal… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Calls For Royal Commission Into How Australians Use The Toilet
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has called upon the Turnbull government to hold a Royal Commission into how Australians use their toilets. It follows reports that the Australian Tax Office has recently installed squat toilets for its employees. Speaking to The (un)Australian,… Read More ›
Hanson Attacks New Threat Of Elderly Extremists
Newly elected Senator and terrorism expert Pauline Hanson has warned of the threat posed by elderly extremists (EEs) after a man in his 60s set his car on fire in a bid to blow up the ironically named Merrylands Police Station…. Read More ›
Increase In Heart Disease Attributed To Hipsters Trying Out Halal Snack Packs
The Australian Medical Association says an alarming rise in heart attacks in inner western Sydney is due to increased consumption of halal snack packs by politically aware lunchers wanting to show solidarity with the Muslim community. “Ever since Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
AAA Painkillers now official sponsor of The One Nation Party
The makers of AAA Painkillers, Offshore profits Inc announced today that their painkiller would now be the official sponsor of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party. Brand Ambassador for AAA Painkillers Melanie Linquist told The (un)Australian that: “We have been aware… Read More ›
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