Newly elected Senator Pauline Hanson, having declared she will no longer talk to the press, has today talked to the press about her doubts over scientific research that the world is round and has instead called for an inquiry, believing that… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Pledges To Knight Australia’s AAA Credit Rating Should He Become PM
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott took a break from not commenting on the election result today to comment on the election result by saying that, in the event that should something happen to Malcolm Turnbull -say he were to… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson To Hold Unbalance Of Power
Nearly thirty years after Joh Bjelke-Petersen failed in his attempt to become PM, Pauline Hanson and Bob Katter have finally realised his dream of putting batshit crazy Queenslanders into positions of power in Canberra. “We’ll only pass legislation if security… Read More ›
ISIS Confirms Turnbull Is Right: ‘Overcrowded Leaky Refugee Boats Is The Obvious Way Into Europe’
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a high-ranking ISIS official told The (un)Australian from an unknown location in northern Iraq that Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s much-criticised comments on ISIS strategy after the group’s latest atrocities in Brussels were basically correct…. Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Says, “Look At Me! Look At Me! Look At Me!”
Former fish and chip shop owner and one time contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With The Stars, Pauline Hanson has issued a press release simply saying, ‘Look at me, look at me, look at me,’ repeatedly. The press release follows… Read More ›
ISIS Terror The Reason We Can’t Help Victims Of ISIS Terror, World’s Racists Say
The clear response to the terror attacks claimed by ISIS in Paris that killed at least 129 people, the world’s racists said in a statement today, is for the West to stop helping the victims of ISIS terror. The World… Read More ›