Reason reports that it is determined to continue to use common sense and well thought out arguments when countering the claims of anti vaccination campaigners, despite finding that the method is as ineffective in this situation as it has been… Read More ›
Peter Green
Toddler Really Loves The Sound Of Himself Repeating That One Syllable
Fellow shoppers in a local supermarket are very impressed with the way an East Hills toddler never seems to tire of confidently bellowing that one noise over and over again. “He’s absolutely going to town over how much fun he’s… Read More ›
Leyonhjelm Arrested After Letting Off Flare In Parliament
Police have promised to treat David Leyonhjelm no differently than any other Western Sydney Wanderers fan after the Liberal Democrat senator was arrested for setting off a flare during Question Time. “Despite antagonising some sections of the force by suggesting… Read More ›
Deceased Mother Wishes Son Would Seance More Often
The restless spirit of a deceased Brisbane mother reports from the other side that it would be nice if her son conducted more seances and kept in touch a bit more often. “He doesn’t need to hold a seance every… Read More ›
Western Society To Ignore Rich Musical Heritage and Spend Next Two Months Playing Nothing But Christmas Carols
Western Society has confirmed that once again it intends to chuck centuries of musical accomplishment out the window and spend the next two months assaulting the world with nothing but freaking Christmas carols. “If you go out anywhere in a… Read More ›
Unbreakable James Reyne Codes Helped ASIO Win The Cold War
Recently declassified ASIO documents have revealed that James Reynes were used to transmit sensitive top secret data that could not be broken by Soviet spy agencies. “Every song that James Reyne sang actually contained coded information that could only be… Read More ›