Worker sacked via email by Hutchison Ports say that the inclusion of a photograph of a chicken schnitzel that the boss was just about to eat has added considerable insult to the injury. “If the company wants to use social… Read More ›
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Uber To Begin Providing Brain Surgery
After having successfully captured a large portion of the taxi market, ride sharing network Uber is now going to take on Australia’s hospital system by starting a rival brain surgery service. “If anyone with a car and a mobile phone… Read More ›
Delegates To Alpha Males Convention Eyeing Each Other Warily In Car Park
The mood was reported to be tense in the car park of the Wangaratta Convention Centre as 500 delegates arrived from all over Australia for the fifth annual Alpha Males Convention. “Whatever I damn well please and whenever I… Read More ›
Army To Use Kevin Andrews’ Hair As Armour
Australia’s special forces troops are to be supplied with a special lightweight body armour created from the same bullet resistant material as Defence Minster Kevin Andrews’s hair. “This stuff is twice as tough as Kevlar and almost as flexible,” said… Read More ›
‘I Think I’m Getting The Start Of A Cold’ Recognised As Separate Virus
The germ responsible for the condition known as “I think I’m getting the start of a cold” has been isolated in the laboratory, researchers in Switzerland announced today. “This is an entirely different virus from the cold virus or the… Read More ›
Jason Akermanis: ‘I suffered Years Of Abuse From Dickheadist Fans’
Former AFL star Jason Akermanis has shown sympathy for the plight of swans star Adam Goodes, revealing that he was subjected to a campaign of boos from rival fans simply because he was a dickhead. “Dickheadism is an ugly scourge… Read More ›
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