Former special envoy for the drought and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has been seen out and about in down town Armidale,shopping for a new casting couch for his office, in preparation for his expected return as Leader of the… Read More ›
Politics
Scotty From Marketing Pledges To Start Fracking Engadine Maccas
Following his address to the National Press Club in which he announced the Government’s plan to frack Australia great again, the Prime Minister has announced the location of the countries first full scale frack, Engadine Maccas. “My Government is committed… Read More ›
ScoMo Convenes A Focus Group To Workshop A New Nickname
Prime Minister ScoMo has put together a focus group to workshop a new nickname after rejecting Scotty From Marketing. A nickname bestowed upon him by the satirical publication The Betoota Advocate. “The Prime Minister is definitely a man of the… Read More ›
Tasmanian Premier Quits Politics To Spend More Time With His Other Head
Tasmanian Premier Will Hodgman has resigned saying he wants to spend more time getting to know his other head. “Politics is hard work and I’ve found that I’ve drifted apart from my other head over the past five years,” said… Read More ›
Albo Announces That Labor Will End The Govt’s Program Of Forced Handshakes
Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has just announced that a Federal Labor government would end the Coalition’s program of forced handshakes. Reacting to Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s “Bringing Disaster to Disaster” tour of fire-affected areas, and the PM’s insistence on grabbing… Read More ›
Cricket Australia Applies For A Restraining Order Against The Prime Minister
Cricket Australia has taken the unprecedented step of applying to the courts ahead of the Sydney test to take out a restraining against the Prime Minister. Claiming that his constant talk of cricket at the expense of the bushfires is… Read More ›