The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›
Politics
Nation Breathes A Sigh Of Relief As The Dark Lord Is Defeated
The Australian people have let out a collective sigh of relief after news filtered through that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was defeated in battle by the Cronulla Shark Scott Morrison. “I tell you that was a relief,” said an… Read More ›
Shorten Sends Abbott A Thank You Bouquet Of Onions For Taking The Heat Off Of Him
Opposition leader (for now) Bill Shorten has sent former Prime Minister Tony Abbott a thank you bouquet of onions after the former Prime Minister took off some of the heat on Shorten by attacking the current Prime Minister over the… Read More ›
Government Hopes Newly Purchased Drone Will Breed With Old Drone
The Australian Government has announced that they have purchased a brand new billion dollar drone that they plan to put into a breeding program with their existing drone, Senator Eric Abetz. “It is an exciting day for the Government with… Read More ›
Australia Shocked To Learn That Shorten Not Abbott Actual Opposition Leader
The Australian people are today in shock to learn that Bill Shorten not Tony Abbott is the countries official opposition leader. The discovery was made when a press conference was held to announce the opposition’s tax changes for pensioners policy… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Demands Royal Commission Into His Sex Life
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister conduct a Royal Commission into the member for New England’s sex life. “It’s time we get to the bottom of this no pun intended and get it all out… Read More ›
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