President Trump has disclosed that had he been around at the time he would definitely have won World War 2 all by himself. “You don’t really know how you would respond until you’ve been put in a situation, but I’d… Read More ›
Politics
Australian Parliament To Replace United Nations General Assembly
The United Nations will dismantle the General Assembly after realising that the Australian parliament is already fulfilling its role of providing a place where citizens from all countries of the world can gather to make laws together. “It used to… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd’s New Book To Come With Free Set Of Steak Knives
Former two-time Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that for a limited time only anyone who purchases his new book will receive a free set of commemorative steak knives. “When people think of my time as Prime Minister sadly… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Spends Weekend On Couch With Tim Tams After Being Dumped By The Media
A teary Cory Bernardi has spent the whole weekend in his tracky dacks working his way through a double sized packet of Tim Tams and watching Pretty Woman on Netflix after learning that the media is just not that into… Read More ›
George Christensen’s Operation To Remove A Benign Bernardi Successful
Queensland National Party Senator (for now) George Christensen is recovering in hospital after Surgeons successfully removed a benign bernardi that had been causing pain. Surgeon Ian Slicer told The (un)Australian: “It was a routine procedure that most members of the Coalition undertook months… Read More ›
Metamucil To Release Commemorative John Howard Blend
Fibre supplement maker Metamucil have announced their plans to release a commemorative John Howard blend onto the market. The move was said to be inspired after hearing about Bob Hawke branded beer. Speaking to The (un)Australian Metamucil CEO Bob Regular… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 