Queensland National Party Senator (for now) George Christensen is recovering in hospital after Surgeons successfully removed a benign bernardi that had been causing pain. Surgeon Ian Slicer told The (un)Australian: “It was a routine procedure that most members of the Coalition undertook months… Read More ›
The Australian Olympic Committee was celebrating last night after successfully getting workplace bullying included as a demonstration sport at the Tokyo Olympic Games. “No-one’s trained harder than us at their workplace bullying and we’ll be disappointed with anything less than… Read More ›
In a blow to aspiring Prime Minister Peter Dutton a poll conducted amongst the constituents of his electorate, Dickson in Queensland found that 70% of voters tried to avoid carbohydrates, such as potatoes. Speaking to The (un)Australian a terse Minister… Read More ›
Mark Ellis has agreed to resign as a candidate for Pauline Hanson’s One Nation after it was revealed that he had been mowing swastikas into his back lawn whilst his neighbours were trying to sleep in on a Sunday morning…. Read More ›
The Labor party has announced today that their leader Bill Shorten will be standing aside with Tony Abbott expected to be named as his replacement. A Labor insider spoke to The (un)Australian on the condition of anonymity and a free… Read More ›
A weary Internet has checked itself in for double knee replacement surgery after another heavy week of standing up for people killed and maimed in acts of violence. “I’ve been up and down like a bride’s nightie and my knees… Read More ›
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