Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to the Parliamentary Christmas break where he will spend time with his family in Sydney and will also travel to far north Queensland to mow his good friend George Christensen’s lawn. Speaking… Read More ›
One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›
Immigration Minister and aspiring TV writer Peter Dutton has met today with the Channel 9 network to pitch a show he’s been working on titled, Deport the Habibs. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Immigration Minister discussed the show, saying: “Deport… Read More ›
Australia is still paying the price for whoever the knucklehead was who let my ancestors into the country, admitted Peter Dutton in a candid speech to parliament yesterday. “Imagine how much better Australia’s standing in the world would be if… Read More ›
The Coalition has brought back conscription to fight against the forces of the ABC, Fairfax and the Guardian in the Culture War. “We simply haven’t got enough enlisted cultural warriors to write derangedly psychopathic opinion pieces in the Herald Sun,”… Read More ›
James Packer has expressed his regret over a decision to hand out to all Crown employees Chinese flag print budgie smugglers at the company’s Christmas party. Mr Packer’s regret follows the jailing of Crown employees in mainland China. Speaking to… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 