In a sudden outburst of uncoordinated patriotism, all academics employed at Australian universities have spontaneously posted statuses on social media this morning lavishing praise on the Australian flag. The nation awoke to previously unheard of heard of heights of nationalist… Read More ›
Seven victims are recovering from mild injuries following a mysterious explosion in Western Sydney earlier today. They were discovered unconscious in a café in in Liverpool by local resident Chris Murray who rushed to the scene to investigate a loud… Read More ›
Western Australian local boy Bill Louden is going to Melbourne to compete in the Melbourne Comedy Festival’s prestigious RAW comedy competition after taking out the state finals on Tuesday night. The professor was a clear favourite with the esteemed judging… Read More ›
The first prime minister to ever attend Sydney’s famed Mardi Gras parade, Malcolm Turnbull, said he thoroughly enjoyed the gay pride street parade, saying he “really needed a bit of a break” having been “hard at work” caving to his… Read More ›
The Turnbull Government is putting the finishing touches on a nation-wide anti-bullying campaign that will teach students that it is not OK to bully homophobes. The initiative follows an exchange between Opposition leader Bill Shorten and Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi, which concluded… Read More ›
Liberal Senator and self-proclaimed champion for common sense Cory Bernardi, has demanded a senate inquiry into sliced bread, accusing the food product of being driven by sinister motives. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “Cory is very concerned about… Read More ›
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