Tony Abbott has taken to Twitter to demand that the NRL replace US rapper Macklemore as the entertainment choice for this Sunday’s Grand Final with a more appropriate act like the Village People. “Sport should not be political. This Macklemore… Read More ›
same-sex marriage
Same-Sex Marriage Opponent Actually Just Hates Weddings
Rory McPharlin, moderator of the Facebook group “Defend Traditional Marriage!”, has admitted that, actually, he just really, really hates weddings. “Some of my best friends are gay,” the 36-year-old McPharlin told The (Un)Australian, insisting his stance was different from the Christian fundamentalism… Read More ›
God Punishes Australians Wanting Marriage Equality With Plague of Eric Abetzes
The almighty supreme being God has seen fit to punish the Australian population for even considering the issue of gay marriage by smiting the country with a plague of Eric Abetzes. “Take that you heathens”, said God as he rained… Read More ›
Unhappy Couple Vow To Use Same Sex Marriage As Pretext For Desperately Wanted Divorce
A religious couple who are deeply unhappy in their marriage, but concerned about the stigma associated with divorce, have vowed to divorce in protest if same sex marriage is legalised. Nick Jensen and his wife Sarah were married 10 years ago… Read More ›
Government To Amend Marriage Act To Change Definition Of Conscience
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has made a string of unexpected concessions in the marriage equality debate. Mr Abbott will be allowing a conscience vote when the legislation comes before the parliament next week and will be suspending standing orders… Read More ›
Australians Who Travel Overseas To Vote In Same Sex Marriage Referendums To Be Stripped of Dual Citizenship
The federal government has unveiled a controversial new plan that will allow Immigration Minister Peter Dutton to strip Australian dual citizens who travel overseas to participate in equal rights referenda of their Australian citizenship. The move comes as up to… Read More ›