Despite being caned in a recent Newspoll, Prime Minister Scott Morrison is claiming to hold a comfortable lead in the Fair Dinkum poll. “There are two types of opinion poll, the ones where they take a scientific approach and sample… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Hires Alf From “Home And Away” As Speechwriter
The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›
“Smallest Budget Deficit In A Decade Proof That Turnbull Had To Go” – Scott Morrison
Australia’s current Prime Minister Scott Morrison or #ScoMo as he likes to be referred to has said that the latest budget results showing that the Government is on track to deliver the smallest deficit in a decade is proof that… Read More ›
Nation Stunned As New PM Goes A Week Without Being Challenged
The Citizens of Australia have awoken this morning to the stunning news that their Prime Minister #ScoMo has gone a whole week in power without being challenged by another contender. “Is everything OK down there in Canberra?” Asked a concerned… Read More ›
Anger As PM #ScoMo Places Australian Flag Pin On His Left Lapel
The Right wing media is in uproar today after Australia’s latest Prime Minister #ScoMo placed an Australian flag pin on his left lapel. “I’m outraged, sorry what are we talking about?” Asked Shock Jock Andrew Bolt. “Oh that’s right #ScoMo… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On Santa ScoMo To Give Everyone Coal This Christmas Budget
Former (despite what Peta Credlin says) Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on the Treasurer Scott Morrison to deliver coal to every Australian this year as part of his Christmas themed budget. “In the past coal has been traditionally associated… Read More ›
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