Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison currently attempting to re-enter the country after an overseas jaunt to Hawaii has expressed his frustration at allowing the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to arm Border Force agents based at airports… Read More ›
Sydney airport has today announced that they will pay tribute to missing Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison by naming a baggage carousel in his honour. ”In times like these we need to honour those who have served their country and… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has been heard telling locals in a bar in Oahu that he fears that the bushfires currently ravaging New South Wales may break the containment lines and potentially spread all the way to… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts and wanna be Prime Minister Peter Dutton announced this morning that: “He had released an all-points bulletin to the AFP and his own private army Border Force to round up all these ‘Elf on the… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has urged all Australians particularly those in New South Wales to take a moment out of their day to light a candle and think of those who are suffering due to the bushfires. “I find in… Read More ›
The Australian government has declared that it is certain to meet all of its obligations to reduce carbon emissions by 2030 after officially adopting the Mayan calendar. “The great cycle of the long count component of the Mayan calendar ended… Read More ›
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