Following the recent spate of needles being found in strawberries and other assorted fruits the Minister for the Home Affairs Peter Dutton has announced as a preventative measure that anyone caught tampering with a potato will be put to death…. Read More ›
Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has announced that it will introduce quotas into their candidate selection process to ensure that the party is always represented by at least 50% bullies. “We’ve heard what people have said about quotas and we’ve listened,”… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull has gifted Peter Dutton hundreds of punnets of strawberries in an effort to show that he has no hard feelings following the recent leadership crisis that cost the former PM his job. “I’ve vowed not to be like… Read More ›
Channel 10 has announced that the new season of Dancing With The Stars will feature former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s book as one of the contestants on the show. “We did approach Barnaby to be a participant on the… Read More ›
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has declined to offer Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton a parliamentary au pair so that the Minister would be able to miss this week’s sitting of parliament. “Usually it is a formality that the Opposition… Read More ›
After checking the latest polls, 50 year old Scott Morrison has announced that Prime Ministers will now be eligible for the pension when they turn 51. “I’ve taken a second look at the budget figures and concluded that the nation… Read More ›
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