Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has talked of temporarily lifting social distancing restrictions to allow Australians to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Captain Cook’s voyage to Australia. “We have done pretty well by social distancing, the curve is flattened so… Read More ›
The Australian Government is currently torn between two of it’s loves – that of billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest and stirring up and promoting anti-Asian sentiment. “It’s a tough spot that we find ourselves in,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Let’s get… Read More ›
Australians with a pre-tax income of less than $100k per year have been ordered by the Government to download the Covid-19 tracking app. ”It is important that we get the economy going again and to do that we will need… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has called on all Australians to take action against the Government, which he is a part of, by wrapping up their mobile phone in foil. ”I’m sick and tired of this Government being in… Read More ›
Australia’s hopes of a post coronavirus recovery have been dashed after our cockatoo dictators decreed they will not be giving up their control of the city streets without a fight. “The only workers considered essential under our regime will be… Read More ›
G’day Australia, it’s your old mate ScoMo here. Today I’m going to help you through another day of social isolation by teaching you how to cook up a leek. It’s no secret that around Canberra I am known for my… Read More ›
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