Senator Malcolm Roberts has petitioned the senate to debate outlawing women from kneeing men in the groin as a reaction to being wolf whistled. The move comes following an incident involving the Senator and former UFC champion Ronda Rousey. Speaking… Read More ›
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›
There have been calls for tighter security at parliament house in Canberra after a loud, ill disciplined mob known as “The Senate” briefly took over the running of the country. “I’ve never seen a bigger bunch of freaks, hillbillies and… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unveiled his new line of tin foil straitjackets at a press conference turned fashion show at Parliament House. Taking a break from attacking the CSIRO and the Bureau of Meteorology , the Senator announced… Read More ›
Following Bob Day’s resignation from Parliament, Attorney-General George Brandis has spoken of his frustration after revealing he hired Senator Day to build some bookshelves in his office. A livid Senator Brandis told The (un)Australian: “I hired Bob Day in good faith to knock… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts has used his maiden speech in parliament to courageously chide the United Nations as unelected swill, gaining massive approval from the 0.00000321 per cent of the Australian population which placed him number one on their ballot papers. “The… Read More ›
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